[ ~ Well hello NNW Employee, what a pleasant surprise. I wasn't expecting you here. This is The Narrator speaking. How are you feeling today? I'm doing great, thanks for asking. Oh! Achilles Abas is doing fine too. He is preparing himself for his upcoming battle against Desil for the World Heavyweight Championship Belt and Title next Tuesday at Rage. I'm more than sure that my boss, your champ will walk away from Rage the World Heavyweight Champion, like he always do. And, do you want to know why? Because Achilles Abas is an unstoppable force at this moment in the NNW. I know my boss and he will use Desil's momentum to screw him out of his childhood dream of becoming World Champ and validate the loser status that Desil is in. Achilles Abas will reign supreme forever in the NNW. Or at least 'till his contract expires. And that my friend, is a long term. Shit, I have a work to do and a story to tell you. ~ ]
[ ~ Saturday Slam is already history. It was a fantastic show. Fantastic not because we were witnesses of the crowning moment of a new North American Champion in Chuck Stevens, that by the way, he impressed me a lot. I'm confident that Achilles Abas can be a great mentor for him. Abas can polish his abilities and turn him into a valuable wrestling diamond. In fact, he could be a great addition to Abas Empire's Underground Mercenaries. Anyway, last Slam was a great show because it marked the first in-ring presentation of my boss, your champ, Achilles Abas. Thousands of screaming fans gathered in the stadium were electrified by Achilles' smooth but on the same time, poisoning interview regarding his upcoming battle against Desil for the World Title. Of course, zillions of Achilles' fans that weren't in the arena dint saw him delivering his interview, duh! So thanks to the magic of technology, I'll present to you the encore of Achilles' interview in Saturday Slam to you, that probably dint saw him either in the show. Now, our feature presentation ... ~ ]
[ ~ Scene Description: Saturday, February 26, 2000. We are live from an Arena near you, somewhere in the United States of America for the edition of Saturday Slam. The show has been sold out for weeks now. The audience gathered there is booing what it should be the first match of the show, between two unknown wrestlers for us. Ten minutes later, the match is finally over with specimen B victorious over specimen A with a small package. The ring announcer do his jobs and announce the winner to the audience, while the audience throws empty soda cups to the ring as a sign of boringness. Two minutes later after that match, the lights of the arena shut down. The audience goes wild and starts screaming and chanting. Suddenly, a lightning strikes right in front of the NNW-Tron and a blue light starts flashing. We start hearing an instrumental variation to Fiona Apple's latest hit: Fast As You Cant. ~ ]
[ ~ The name of Achilles Abas appears in the Tron, with images of his successful career in the NNW behind the name. Images like a bloody Bing trapped in the Achilles' Heel. The World Heavyweight Champion appears from the curtain and stares to his Kingdome. As we zoom in our perspective, we see a smile in Achilles' face. He starts walking down the aile to the square ring, and a chant starts to take momentum, saying ... ~ ]
[ ~ Achilles walks up the steel stairs and enters the square ring. He walks around in ratio, admiring the Empire he has constructed. An empire that is fortifying with every breath Desil's takes. A female handles Achilles a microphone, and he waits for silence. Ten minutes later, Achilles speaks ... ~ ]
† Finally, the Champ has officially arrived. As you all know, I'm your World Heavyweight Champion, Achilles Abas and for the next years, I'll be the only World Heavyweight Champion this organization will ever have. Why? Because it just took me seven days to build this Empire. Irony? Simile? Analogy? Hell yeah! Seven, my lucky number. God spent seven days designing what we call Earth and he dint failed as a designer. The ones who failed were people like Desil, who thinks that they are gods in their own private world and they don't realize that they are a just a very small portion of this planet. With people with higher levels of education than he has. With people more prepared for life than he is. People like Desil makes this place a shitty place to be, and in the whole I include the NNW. People like Desil disgraces so many talented performers of the past like Achilles Abas, great talent of the present like myself of course, and the futures stars of this business like I will be. We all know that Desil is a clueless competitor, he shows it to our world every time he loses to The Punisher. But this Tuesday night, I will sacrifice my persona and I will gonna prove Desil wrong of his mentality of greatness. And he will flunk once and for all. †
[ ~ The audience starts to chant the World Heavyweight Champion's name ... ~ ]
† Thank you, you are all very kind. Thank you, you are all making me blush. Ha! Ha! Ha! So, as I was saying, for me to raise to the top of the NNW world it just took me seven days. Just like God. In summery, I'm the god of this universe you like to call No Name Wrestling. Of course, we all know that I'm not a pretty name, I'm pure reputation. My reputation back ups the legendary status I am right now. My reputation was validated when I destroyed Bing, when I destroyed Assassin, and when I destroyed Abel three times. And now, I'll keep on validating it with the same destructive attitude in my match against Desil. He will not be able to stop my train. In fact, as I'm imagining it, it will be me squashing the lights out of him. Probably that will happen this Tuesday night. What else can you fine people expect from Achilles Abas this Tuesday Night. Expect the usual and a little more. Maybe that little more will be more craziness. More insanity. More violence. Yeah, more violence. What Desil will feel in his flesh is total domination of Achilles Abas. Maybe he will learn to call people by their names when he start crying out loud like a fragile lady when my hands cracks his heel. When he says aloud: Achilles I surrender to your power. To your greatness. To your superiority. I can't handle this pain anymore, so leave me alone. Desil will become the newest American Mockery. And as the true leader of this Empire, Desil, everyone will laugh about you. Because what the leader does, masses follows. †
† Imitation is the first and most obvious sign of admiration toward someone else. Alanis Morissette said it better: like anyone would be, I am flattered by your fascination with me Desil. But Desil, I will not gonna fool around in that ring, like you think I will. The reality is that, I'm going to that same ring to hunt, hurt and destroy you. Desil, you seem to be a tender flesh, people in Paradise X are dying from hunger! So, you will be a great appetizer for them. I'm not joking around kid, everything I have designed to occur, it happens. Including the massacre of the parents of my only nemesis: Eclipse. So kid, try to use your imagination and create something by yourself, don't wait for the ideas of others to come out so you can steal them and decorate it to your taste. But, if you want to be like Achilles Abas, you will get a taste of Achilles Abas this Tuesday night. †
† Desil, from all the bullshit you talked about, just one line of that bullshit was correct: the end is near. But Desil, once again you failed when you pointed to the incorrect man. My end is not near. I'm a healthy man with a bright future in the horizon; your end is near Desil. In fact, is just three days away. If I were you, I should be nervous about stepping into the ring with the Master of Destruction, because every single wrestler who has wrestled me, or quitted the federation because I was to tough to handle, or aren't the same. Like Bing, who turned crazy after I defeated him or like El Grande who quitted the federation after I defeated him. Kid, you sound too cocky because you think you are a cocky person in that fantasy you created named Next Generation. You dream of that moment. You close your eyes and think that Achilles Abas faded away and that you are the new ruler of the NNW. Kid, that moment will never, and I mean ever, happen. I will screw you out of that dream of yours of been Champion and I will walk away from you as the World Champion. Leaving you like a piece of shit like you really are. †
† People, people, don't get excited, the best is yet to come. I was invited to MTV's Total Request Live yesterday because Carson Daly was masturbating somewhere in LA. So, trying to promote the good name of the No Name Wrestling, I accepted and I did one hell of a show. Suddenly, Desil runs out to the Jay Leno Show. Imitation? Well, let's get accurate with Desil's interview, shall we? Bob, hit the footage ... †
[ ~ The audience starts to scream out loud of euphoria. Everyone looks at the NNW-Tron and an image of a dorky Desil appears right beside Jay Leno ... ~ ]
"But this Achilles Abas character.. He thinks that he has the balls to step into the ring with me, fuck that, oh yeah and Jay"
† First error, Achilles Abas is no character. My name is Achilles and my last name is Abas, and I'm no playing any role games. My job is to perform and outperform fellow wrestlers. If Desil is a character from a boy, this boy is playing his character badly. Second, how dare Desil states that if I think that I have the balls to step into the ring with him. How imbecile his is? I dint wanted anything from him. He is the one mad because I dint joined his Next Generation group. He is the one who should be terrorized with the idea of stepping into the ring with me. How idiot is Desil, he's a shame to the wrestling organization. He should be fired after I transform him into a Crippled Soul. †
"Respect?! This stupid ass piece of shit doesn’t deserve any of my respect and that’s all there is to it. He hasn't done a damn thing besides piss me off. This stupid ass will be a stepping stone on my way to the top. But he will also be an example to any of the wrestlers out there that want or think they can take me on. And believe me there aren't many men or women who can go one on one with me and leave the ring in one piece. Now showing him respect.. hell no and this match will defiantly last more than 2 minutes.. because I want to have fun with him. I'll torment him until I feel he can’t take one more ounce of punishment. Then I will put him away.. for the pin and the win. As easy as that!"
† How hypocrite Desil is. I have done more in less time than he has done in his entire career. Who wants to be a Tag Team Champion? Tag Team Division right now in the NNW sucks! No one pays attention to it. I'm the man with the ratings. I'm the man behind the money. I am the real deal. But, let's keep on with his hypocrite speech, there are no many men or women out there that can pin him? Ha! Ha! Ha! The Punisher destroyed his ass like, how much? Zillions of times. He is a dreamer. But, I will wake him up. Reality is so cruel. And I will treat him as cruel as reality can get. Finally, two minutes? Ha! Ha! Ha! that is one of two things: Way to confidence, and I don't think Desil is a confident man. Or that he is just playing stupid in live TV. I think the second choice is the better choice. Ha! Ha! Ha! How moron can a people get on TV. If you want the answer to that question, go ask Desil, he is the master of moronic moments. Let's continue ... †
"He is a Faggot ~Laughs~ Okay.. Faggot it is. This Faggot thinks I am just a roll over. He evidently didn't watch closely as I lit up that damn arena my first night under a NNW contract. He evidently is looking past me and casting his eyes upon Heather. Just like all the other horny guys who are stuck with their old, moaning.. no not the moaning in bed, complaining, and bitching wives and or girlfriends. Achilles I advise you to cast your eyes off of a real woman and pay more attention to the man that can limit your vision. When we meet in the ring it will not be pretty.. you claim to be a friend with the devil, well little man the devil you have not been greeted by, but you will soon enough and when your ass hears the music and I walk down to that damn ring, you better be ready.. but you are simply are dull and boring. And now that you have devastated all of us with your boredom and your endless annoying voice.. it is my turn to do the devastating of ending your career.. in an instant. Soon.. you will meet your match.. soon you will come to reality on just how much you rank compared to me. Soon you will be instantly satisfied..."
† Uh-huh! the kinky part. Ha! Ha! Ha! Desil thinks that his childish game will have an effect on me. He can call me gay on live TV, and, that should get me mad? No! On the contrary, he is bursting ratings in my favor 'cause now the gay community will tune into NNW Television just to see who in hell is Achilles Abas. You see Desil, the problem here is not my sexuality, and the problem here is your impotence as a wrestler. You have to go to those tactics because you don't have the slightest idea of how defeat Achilles Abas. Beside, those tactics are lame and stupid. Real wrestlers like myself don't do those kind of idiotic stuns to try to claim attention from the masses. All the attention I have been receiving from the fans you don't have is because of my raw talent. Because I show that talent on the ring every time I go there to perform. People buy tickets to see me bust someone one open, not to watch me dance and move my ass like Ricky Martin. If you want to se an ass shaking, go buy a Ricky Martin concert ticket. Desil, you know deep inside your wanna be cold self that you aren't able to pin Achilles Abas, and not even to become World Heavyweight Champion. You are scare of Achilles Abas. You pray every night to your fictitious lord that time goes by slowly because you don't want to get into the ring with Achilles Abas. But kid, your fictitious lord is a traitor and time is flying. I will tear you apart kid, like I'm used to do. And, on a final quote to that segment, learn to speak! †
[ ~ The crowd goes nuts and starts laughing out loud. Achilles right now is mocking Desil's inability to speak. The other segment is rolling on the NNW-Tron ... ~ ]
"Now.. Achilles you actually believe that you are super star material? You think you have what it takes to call yourself a legacy? Only thing you are a legacy in is humor.. because that is some very funny shit. And.. this fire I started with you.. and your bitch.. will not be blown out by your endless gasps of air.. I will keep it going until you don’t have one gasp of air left in your lungs. I will keep the tormenting.. the punishment up until you say that I’m the best and you cannot be ranked even close to me.. I will not give up until you are resting in a hospital on the verge of being pronounced dead.. from the exhaustion you received in the ring. Achilles.. I will not give up until you experience what hell is really like.. and believe me.. it won’t be long until you get the chance to. And believe me you wont see anything in my future.. but you sure will see a hell of an ass beating in yours!"
† So, ok, let me get this straight. I'm no super star material? Sure I'm not a super star because I am a mega star. You see Desil, for every action you have, I have a reaction. That's a basic law of Physics. Don't you learn that in the university. Oh, let me guess, you are just sweet sixteen and you have never heard from people like Cervantes or Boccacio. Or maybe from people like Evelyn Laureano or Maria Isabel Velez. The point is kid, for everything you say, I will replay better. My experience is one of my keys of success in this federation, and you will not gonna be the stone who will stop my path. In fact, you are just the grindstone I will use to polish my abilities further more. To that next level I don't have a name for it at the moment. You listen well, you will believe in Achilles Abas. You will believe in my blood. You will believe in my family. You will believe, point, period, whatever. You may touch my flesh, but you will never gonna scar it. You may punch my eyes, but you will never gonna make me blind. You may put me in the floor, but you will never gonna defeat me. Desil, time is flying and I will demonstrate to you Tuesday night that I'm no overnight sensation. I'm no rookie like you think I am. That's your second error entering my battle zone. Of course, the first one is thinking that you will become the World Heavyweight Champion. I have my own game planned kid, and you are in it. And this story will have a happy ending with Achilles Abas victorious. Once again, like he used to be. Desil, I have battle with bigger names than yours. And as soon I finish with you, you will go down in NNW history too, as the child who wanted to become a World Champ and got knocked out in a glance by the World Champ. You don't scare me Desil. Your childish game isn’t provoking on me any kind of stupid reactions like you want to provoke on me. So Desil, this Tuesday at Rage, I will be outrage and I will kill you. Trust me on this one, I will. Finally, Bob, show the moment of truth ... †
"... you are damn good wrestler, yes I will give that to you ... "
† There you have it. Anything else I want to say? No, and if I have something else to say, don't you worry my Kingdome, I will walk down the aisle and say it. To end my transmission, Desil ... †
[ ~ People chants with Achilles Abas his catch phrase .... ~ ]
[ ~ Achilles Abas throws the microphone to the audience while they start screaming out loud. He goes out of the ring and his music starts playing aloud through the speakers. He walks up the ramp and goes through the curtain, disappearing from our view. ~ ]
[ ~ I hope you have enjoyed Achilles' first in-ring apperance at Saturday Slam. I'll keep on speaking out the truth for my boss, your champ: Achilles Abas. That's all for now. Ciao! ~ ]
[ ~ Fin! ~ ]