The Exterminating Angel


[ ~ Hello Punjab, how was your weekend? I hope that you are ready to start a brand new week, ah? I'm more than ready to start this week because my boss, your champ: Achilles Abas, is more than ready for his upcoming battle tomorrow night at the special Tuesday Rage against that imbecile of Desil for Achilles' World Heavyweight Championship Belt and Title. Desil is the worst competitor in Achilles' List of Crippled Souls. And I thought that El Grande was the worst, a-ah! Desil is. At least El Grande e-mailed Achilles Abas congratulating him for his triumph and sent him white roses after Achilles destroyed his NNW career. That is sportsmanship. Desil doesn’t have a clue of what sportsmanship is all about. So, to make a favor to that imbecile, here is the definition of sportsmanship, because probably Desil doesn’t know what a dictionary is. Sportsmanship: Conduct and attitude considered as befitting participants in sports, especially fair play, courtesy, striving spirit, and grace in losing. Hope his English teacher translates those fancy words the dictionary said to his low budget education. And about sportsmanship was the press conference Achilles Abas held a couple of hours ago for the World most famous media. So, once again, for this Achilles' moment we will go back in time. But, before we will do that, I have to get something out of my mind. ~ ]

[ ~ You know what? Duh! Of course you don't know. I'm glad that Achilles dint joined Next Generation. With Desil's problems, and yes, it's plural because he has tons of problems, like lack of vocabulary, manners, ego, etc., and Assassin's inability to perform, Achilles was out of place inside the Next Generation stable. Next Generation does not deserve Achilles Abas' talent because they aren't as good as Achilles is. They don't want to progress like Achilles is doing. They just want to have what they call "fun", hooking with whores and spending money in cars. Wow, that's a great lifestyle. But, Achilles is more than that, Achilles is wrestling! Plain and simple: Next Generation sucks! I don't care if you don't agree with me, I'm not a wrestler, I'm paid to tell you the story of my boss, your champ: Achilles Abas. But, enough is enough and this rugrats must be stopped. And I know my boss, and he is doing the right kind of war. Do I see white flags waving from the hands of Next Generation members? Oh hell yeah! ~ ]


[ ~ Scene Description: It's Monday, February 28, 2000 in and out of Abas World. We are in the conference room "La Milla de Oro" (Golden Mile for those who do not understand Spanish) in the Westin Río Mar Hotel and Beach Club, in Río Grande, Puerto Rico. After Achilles' appearance in Saturday Slam, he flew to Puerto Rico to train for his upcoming battle with Next Generation member: Desil. In the conference room, we see reporters from the top three local newspapers along celebrities who are admire of the Puertorican mega star. Also we see delegates from broadcast companies as ABC, NBC, ESPN, FOX, and TELENET among others. All are waiting for Achilles Abas. It's almost 3 o'clock and we are still waiting for the No Name Wrestling Heavyweight Champion of the World, Achilles Abas, to come out and address the media regarding the accusations made by his opponent, the wrestler known as Desil. Two minutes later, Achilles Abas, dressing a black Luis Antonio's suit enters through the main door and walks towards the presidential table to start the press conference. He salutes the different delegates while walking down the improvised axis. Achilles goes behind the presidential table and right behind the podium. He takes his sunglasses and starts the conference ... ~ ]

Good evening ladies and gentlemen, and thank you for been here with me in such a short notice. Let's begin shall we? Great! The issue I want to discuss with you fine people of the media is a series of accusations made out by the No Name Wrestling employee known as Desil early today, regarding my, my, let's call it behavior at Saturday Slam, this past Saturday. As you all know, Desil was booked by the No Name Wrestling Booking Committee to face me, the No Name Wrestling Heavyweight Champion of the World for a match where the World Heavyweight Championship Belt and Title is at stakes tomorrow night in a special edition of Wednesday Rage. I want to be accurate so bear with me because my good will and name has been degraded with this false accusations made out by my opponent, Desil. So I quote him: "what you done is illegal, I have my shit copywrighted, and you infringed on it, and plus I could make a big ass role-play if I used some of your shit to, but I am original, you need to read next time!" unquote.

[ ~ Achilles smiles and says ... ~ ]

I would like to start defending my self by saying this: What did I do to Desil that was illegal? Can anyone tell me? Can anyone bring me evidence of that crime Desil said I committed to him? No! No one can bring evidences to the table because I dint committed a crime against Desil, yet. What I did in Saturday Slam was completely legal, and beyond legal, it was normal. It was normal because it was my time to unmask Desil from his immature role he is playing right now. I just did my work of defending myself. If he has a problem with that, I can careless about it. But for this time, I will care. You see people of the media, I already figured Desil's game. He is trying to degrade my name in front of his buddies, the stable name Generation Next, so he can build some kind of momentum towards our match tomorrow night at Tuesday Slam. Momentum to him because he knows, he is sentience to death by the most Machiavellian soul ever in the wrestling business: Achilles Abas. But ah ah, as I told the audience gathered at Slam, I'm smarter than Desil is and I will screw him out every single time he tries to screw over me. This is natural, why he is so furious with it? I also remember telling that audience about my analogy of the physics law of action / reaction. For every action Desil makes, Achilles Abas will react better. Tomorrow night at Rage you will see why I am the World Heavyweight Champion. I will react better to Desil's actions and I will allow my self , another titanic triumph over this dreamer.

Desil's game is plain and dirty, but I'm dirtier than he thinks he is. So, I did a little research and I solicited a copy of the No Name Wrestling RuleBook to see if my actions in Slam were illegal, and look what I have found. It's very, very interesting. I reviewed with my attorneys the rules of the company and my actions in Slam are completely normal, because on the book of rules aren't statements about conduct. But, I found something that will put down Desil, and is the following quote: "Do not fight other wrestlers in your RP's. This can get you suspended from the league. You can only talk about them, and can't say anything false about another wrestler." unquote. That's canon number 8. Meaning? That Desil broke a work canon when he went to live television, on the Jay Leno's Show and stated that Achilles Abas is homosexual and that he was having affairs with men. We all know that those are false rumors Desil wanted to spread so he can put Achilles Abas as the bad guy of this scene. But, I think that Desil's ignorance is the one killing him softly. At Tuesday Rage, I will just gonna finish it.

Let's continue with my defense. Well, there are no more defenses because I won the battle. So, people of the media, let's talk about the ignorance in our youth. I'm a fighting Champion, but I'm also a humanitarian. So, every time I see Desil on the television screen and see him talking like he is a kindergarten student, makes me realize who impotent is our nation. And he is the future of our world. Well, I'm more than sure that I don't want my children beside Desil because he can't give nothing valuable to them. This Tuesday at Rage I will put Desil out of the masses for their good. We can't stand his ignorance any longer. And why? Because how can someone with such low educational profile can make such big accusations. Of course, the accusation right now are vanished because I dint do anything legal. But, the issue is, he is a terrible speaker, he is a terrible writer, he is a terrible thinker. Hello! How? Is Desil a utopic character? Whom other wrestling geniuses who can’t wrestle because they are old or they are too young are molded? And their dream of glory is behind Desil? Give me a break! If Desil is a character, the artists behind him truly suck. But, if Desil is Desil, he needs to go back to high school and pay more attention to those English classes. What kind of a champion will say, quote: "My shit copywrighted", unquote. My shit? What shit? His shit? Her shit? It shit? There shit? His ass? His Twinkie? Man, Desil has serious communicative problems. And copywrighted? Ha! Ha! Ha! what kind of a word is that? That's why I'm trying to persuade with you fine people of the media, to encourage the different communicative methods to spread the word of education. I'm the World Heavyweight Champion, but I can't do every thing around. I'm delegating in you because as I told you, I don't want my kids around that incompetent of Desil. I can't. And I know that there are thousands of parents who are afraid of me because of my violent temper, but this is only entertainment. My job, my real job is to help people. And I want to help this dying nation named United States of America, where the Sates aren't united anymore. Desil will disappear, in just a couple of hours. I guarantee you all that.

There is something I don't understand from the mentality of that dreamer of Desil, why should I read better the next time? The last thing I read was the newspaper. So? I don't get it. Role-plays? I'm not playing a role kid, are you? And if I'm playing a role, is the role of the true savior of this world. And you are the virus who is sickening the people of my Kingdome. And I'm not gonna tolerate that. Desil, no one will be able to stop me, not even you, not even God, and not even Lucifer himself! So I'm just telling you, in live television, that your moment of truth is at Rage. You will fail this exam, like you always do. And Desil, there is no one that will gonna help you out. You like to play games? Go buy a Playstation. Oh yeah, you already have a Nintendo whatever the number is. And he thinks he is a wrestler. Wrestlers don't play with Nintendo, wrestle play with real human souls in a real ring. What? Ha! Ha! Ha! Don't tell, you have NNW Rage and you created your own Nintendo Character named Desil and you created your own Nintendo Character named Achilles Abas and you won over me in that match? Well, that's the only way Desil, you can pin Achilles Abas. In a fantasy game. In reality, you will never. NEVER.

[ ~ Achilles once again smiles to the media. He ask for a glass of water and drinks from it. He continues the press conference ... ~ ]

Now let's move on to his latest televised appearance. So, ok, let me get this straight. He is accusing me, well, he was accusing me of copyright protection right? I think that he intended to do. But he failed to deliver. So why he has the same logo of a fallen legend named Tazz. I remember Tazz very well, beside been a teenager. As I told you people, he is so ignorant he is killing himself. You know, this kid keep on dreaming, and reality is so cruel and I will be so cruel with him that shit, I will be more than happy to snap him out of it. Desil, you dint gave me an opportunity, you almost obligated me to join your stupid group. I dint joined because your group sucks. Plain and simple. I needed more than fancy cars and women. I needed quality performers that would carry on the legend of Achilles Abas. Something you will never gonna achieve. So those fantasies of yours seeing me bleeding, dying in front of you, they will remain on fantasies because the reality is: Achilles Abas World Champion forever. Do you know the significance of the word forever? Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Desil, Desil, Desil. You are trying to make this personal are you? Ha! But you can't make it personal. You know why? Because from a stupid guy named Desil, leader of a stupid group named Next Generation, now you are the Gothic Slayer Desil, ruler of the darkness, lord of the pain, master of destruction. How hypocrite you are? How you dare change your style to impress me? And if that was your goal, I'm not impressed. Not even the fans are impressed with that new gothic attitude. You think I don't know you, but hell, you are scared because Achilles Abas already knows everything about you. And at Rage, I will use my knowledge to put you over into the Achilles' Heel and crack your career out of your system. Your soul will be mine Desil, your body will be the appetizer for the hungry people at Paradise X. Desil, there is nothing like hell, and I'm the most close thing to it. You will experiment hell in our battle. You will experiment hell in our battle. You will experiment hell in our battle. Desil, there is no more time for you to create another hero with new gimmicks to scare me. You don't scare me Desil, and at Rage, you will see that I'm not scare at you. You will pay the consequences for your actions, because Desil, I am your reaction.

And Desil, remember my catchy phrase: Beware the man that I am. But you must fear the monster I will unleash. Is there any other question? No, have a great night.

[ ~ Achilles' transmission hits static ~ ]


[ ~ Fin! ~ ]